miércoles, febrero 13, 2013

The Reality of Developer's Life

In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer's life. This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.

When you upload something to production environment:

When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:

When you close your IDE without saving the code:

When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:

When your regular expression returns what you expect it:

When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:

When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:

When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:

When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:

The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:

When the sysadmin gives you root access:

When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:

When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:

When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:

When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:

When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:

When you develop without specifications:

When boss tells me that "tests are for those who doesn't know how to code":

When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:

Have you ever life one of these experiences? I hope so :D, if not maybe you are not a real developer ;)

PD: Original Source In Spanish

26 comentarios:

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OMG. Totally ;D

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OMG, totally ;D

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Alex Soto dijo...

Thank you very much all of you for your comments.

Robert Morschel dijo...

Brilliant!!!!!!!! :D

Kevin Kaland dijo...

Pretty much perfect representations.

dekoderek dijo...

My IDE saves my files automagically. Everything else... true for me :)

Maksym Trykoz dijo...

Awesome!!! ROFL )))

Zoltan Juhasz dijo...

Thanks Dude, this is a wonderful begining of my day... these are totally typicals :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Al dijo...

Awesome !!! It is so real !!!

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Main event in my company for last few days. Everything true!

Programista ABAP

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Жизненно :-P

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