miércoles, febrero 13, 2013

The Reality of Developer's Life


In this post I am going to try to illustrate in a funny way the reality of developer's life. This post is a translation of another post written in Spanish.

When you upload something to production environment:


When you find a problem solution without searching in Google:



When you close your IDE without saving the code:


When you try to fix a bug at 3AM:


When your regular expression returns what you expect it:



When my boss reported me that the module I have been working will never be used:


When I show to my boss that I have fixed a bug:


When I upload a code without tests and it works as expected:


When marketing folks show to developers what they have sold:


The first time you apply a CSS to a web page:


When the sysadmin gives you root access:


When you run your script the first time after several hours working on it:


When you go on weekend and everyone else are at office trying to fix all issues:



When your boss finds someone to fix a critical bug:


When you receive an extra paid if project ends before deadline:


When something that had worked on Friday and on Monday did not work:


When you develop without specifications:


When boss tells me that "tests are for those who doesn't know how to code":


When you update a database script and you note that you have deleted whole database:


Have you ever life one of these experiences? I hope so :D, if not maybe you are not a real developer ;)

PD: Original Source In Spanish












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